Now back to me
sexponents:

aye bro we just fucking passed you how does it feel to be passed by a guy with a fucking tiger chillin out the window man

sexponents:

aye bro we just fucking passed you how does it feel to be passed by a guy with a fucking tiger chillin out the window man

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

Aces and sex

asexuals-exist:

•Some asexuals are sex repulsed and don’t want to have sex that’s ok
•Some asexuals have sex to reproduce that’s ok
•Some asexuals have sex because it’s pleasurable that’s ok
•Some asexuals have sex to make sure their partner is happy that’s ok
•Assuming that all asexuals will remain virgins their entire lives because they identify as asexual and tease them about it iS nOt Ok

People are individuals, don’t stereotype

rant over

iguanamouth:

fluffyglowgalaxy:

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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EXCUSE YOU

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

Actually the very first time I got down on one knee.

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently.